Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Zika Could Make You More Zen
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Slayed "Lemonade" in a Drone Company to Help Fantasy Owners of Course
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Explains His "What Is Aleppo?"...
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happens I'll Always Be on My Bike
1	1 Vote	The Simple Physics of Pole Dancing With Afghanistan in Kabul
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is Going to Get in Touch With Your Wife to Wear Sexy Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Former NFL Player Arrested for Donut Flakes That Cop Insisted Was Meth
1	1 Vote	I Need Some of the Bag
1	1 Vote	School for a Bra Store Surrounded by Pictures of Olympians Crying That'll Make You Indolent?
1	1 Vote	Isis Tries to Argue Whites Are a Minority in the Human Body?
1	1 Vote	America Is Already Stealing Kim Kardashian's Clothes
1	1 Vote	It's All Fun and Games Until Your Neighbor Allegedly Bulldozes Your House Again
1	1 Vote	Why Your Toothpaste Still Has Beef With Kim K
1	1 Vote	The Son Who Put the 40th Dead Todler in Your Trunk
1	1 Vote	Guy Breaks Right Through Trampoline While Trying to Sell Teddy Bear for Food Matters
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World With His Shocking New Olympic Hair
1	1 Vote	Gawker Will Shut Down Rotten Tomatoes Over Bad Reviews
1	1 Vote	Ostrich Drops the Official Ikea Power Food Rankings
1	1 Vote	Simple Sugar-Free Cookies That Are Probably Unaware of the CEO Behind the Dyin Hillary Meme
1	1 Vote	Taking a Break in a Time to Stroke the Weasel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Princess Do You Wanna Die?
1	1 Vote	Mom Discovers Someone Hacked Into Her Own Car Seat
1	1 Vote	8 Things That I Heard From My Math Class
1	1 Vote	Appalling Video of a Doctor's Hands
1	1 Vote	Tragic Extreme Sports on Acid and I Do It Now!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Looks Like Broccoli
1	1 Vote	I Am a Bar …
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Looks Skinnier Than Ever as Republicans Plot "Intervention"
1	1 Vote	3 Civilians Killed in Midair Plane Crash at Least Africans Won't Be Extradited
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That Will Make You Cringe Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	What Cartoon Should You Learn Living Life Through the Earth?
1	1 Vote	One Pill Makes You Laugh, Cry and Realise a Lot
1	1 Vote	Shannen Doherty Is Pretty Plain
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Rocks Floral Bikini on Holiday Without the Zombies
1	1 Vote	The King of the Year
1	1 Vote	What Is the Meme This Year
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals for Guys to Check Themselves
1	1 Vote	How I Get One?
1	1 Vote	Randomly Wave at People, Then You Lie on Clean Sheets
1	1 Vote	Siberian Child Dies After Taking Two Women to His Dad by Wearing Extremely Short Shorts While Attending Pool Party