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3	3 Vote	Government Pledges to Raise Some Eyebrows
3	3 Vote	World's Oldest Married Couple Dies Aged 52
3	3 Vote	A Timeline of All Time
3	3 Vote	Celebrities Get Naked to Burn the US
3	3 Vote	Walmart Has a Floppy Understanding of Existence
3	3 Vote	Don't Be an Optimist
3	3 Vote	Russian State TV Is Really Beautiful, Except When You're Being Watched
3	3 Vote	Noel Gallagher Pledges to Bolster Nuclear Weapons
3	3 Vote	Italians Can Be Replaced
3	3 Vote	Oh My God, I'm in a Dystopia
3	3 Vote	S Y N C H R O N I Z E D !!
3	3 Vote	Love Can Be Held Liable for Sex
3	3 Vote	Children's Birthdays May Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
3	3 Vote	Charlotte Crosby Goes Topless in a Thong as Boyfriend Shot and Killed by a Burrito
3	3 Vote	Die in a Long Time, or Even Sooner
3	3 Vote	Loki Just Introduced a Door That Kills You
3	3 Vote	My Dad Died, and Now Everything Is Perfect!
3	3 Vote	Fox News Will Bitch and Moan About That Underwater Dragon
3	3 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Embracing Destiny
3	3 Vote	Dammit Who Let the Dog Babysit
3	3 Vote	We Need to Fabricate Enemies
3	3 Vote	"SADDENED" Piers Morgan Shut Down Over Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak (Exclusive) (Tony Maglio/The Wrap)
3	3 Vote	Katt Williams Is Pregnant With Drake's Baby Yoda
3	3 Vote	Mum, 29, Found Dead at 94
3	3 Vote	Royals Who Have Definitely Peed in Bottles
3	3 Vote	Clifford the Big Lie
3	3 Vote	Eat Nothing but "Love"
3	3 Vote	White House to Push Open Some Closed Doors. It's a Delight
3	3 Vote	Pedestrian, 56, Dies After Giving Birth
3	3 Vote	Farmer, 21, Dies in Prison for Pulling Teeth While Riding Hoverboard
3	3 Vote	2 Dead, 8 Injured in an Absolutely Perfect Way
3	3 Vote	Tickets Go on Display in Museum, Still Covered in Bees
3	3 Vote	Baby Dies From Covid Aged 66
3	3 Vote	Hedgehog Taking a Toll on Motorists 1	1
3	3 Vote	I Could Knife Him in Order to Clip His Nails
3	3 Vote	2021: Year of the Day
3	3 Vote	Universal Basic Income Could Be Used for Trick or Treating
3	3 Vote	Ohio Will Soon Kill Him
3	3 Vote	At Least 1 Dead in Shooting at San Jose Rail Yard
3	3 Vote	2 Dead and 8 Wounded, Police Say Goodbye