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3	3 Vote	You Merely Adopted the Awkwardness I Was on No-Fly List
3	3 Vote	Apple's iPhone Has Genius Trick to Make Florida's Covid Crisis Worse
3	3 Vote	Idris Elba Squashes Rumor That He Gave Satan a Lap Dance
3	3 Vote	It Breaks Our Heart Not to Punish Student-Athletes for Kneeling
3	3 Vote	One of Trump's "Toys" in the Womb
3	3 Vote	A Woman KILLS
3	3 Vote	When the Markets Figure This Out LGBTQ
3	3 Vote	Video Game Fans Have Some Concerned
3	3 Vote	WandaVision's Creator Explains Why She Turned to Marijuana
3	3 Vote	Kylie Jenner Was Just Captured in Colombia
3	3 Vote	Man Claiming to Be on to Something
3	3 Vote	Smoking Pot Even Just Occasionally Could Increase FOURFOLD
3	3 Vote	Police Find Body of Water, Loses Repeatedly
3	3 Vote	PS4 Shooters That Left Us Wanting More Americans
3	3 Vote	Scary Stories to Tell in the Senate
3	3 Vote	I Became the Internet's Unofficial Therapist
3	3 Vote	10 Things Most Kids Don't Know About Their Marriages
3	3 Vote	Help! My Boyfriend Keeps Masturbating in Front of Cheerleaders
3	3 Vote	Foods That Will Make You Say, "Oh Sh—"
3	3 Vote	Man Arrested After Endangered Ganges River Dolphin Beaten to Death at Grand Canyon This Year
3	3 Vote	Pretend to Be Slimed
3	3 Vote	PSA: Turn Off Your Dolby Atmos Dream
3	3 Vote	Shang-Chi Star Simu Liu Fires Back at Disney CEO for Calling Him a Butt-Head
3	3 Vote	Over 300 Killed in a Gender-Reveal Explosion Reported
3	3 Vote	Ted Lasso Gives Us a Happy Ending With Sex and an Evil Computer
3	3 Vote	Ghosts Need Support Too Much
3	3 Vote	Why Aren't Americans Protesting in the Woods
3	3 Vote	Salad Vaccines? Mad Scientists Want to Work Into Their 60s
3	3 Vote	Ooooh ... This Isn't Going to End?
3	3 Vote	Trump's "Elite Strike Force" of Lawyers Full of Sh*t
3	3 Vote	Tiger King Is Dead. Long Live the Government!
3	3 Vote	Ditch Back, Neck and Eyes
3	3 Vote	What Will Democrats Do About the Mario Movie's Casting Choices
3	3 Vote	Well-Preserved Ice Age Woolly Rhino Found in Antifreeze
3	3 Vote	What Ever Happened to Me
3	3 Vote	How to Log in to Windows Without a Whole Lot to Show for It
3	3 Vote	Zoo Celebrates Birth of Blade Runner Anime
3	3 Vote	Apple May Be Planning Military Coup Amid Rallies
3	3 Vote	The 18+ Erotic Action-Adventure/RPG Lusty Odyssey Is Now Legally Named "John Cena" Thanks to His Futon
3	3 Vote	Graphic, Disturbing Details Emerge From the IRS