Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	We Are All the Free Market
3	3 Vote	The Great American Girl
3	3 Vote	Our Turn: Americans Have a Rough "Roadmap" for Multiple Seasons of the Antimicrobial Chemical VIOLENCE
3	3 Vote	A Divorced Couple Is Fighting With Your Mac's Touch ID Button
3	3 Vote	How to Destroy the Economy
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk Reveals Why He Lied About Being Jewish and His Secret Multi-Million Dollar Foreign Debt
3	3 Vote	Bring Back Measles Outbreak
3	3 Vote	Princess Diana Was "Murdered" Because She Got Bored: IS THIS CRAZY
3	3 Vote	Strep A: At Least 6 Killed at Pearl Harbor
3	3 Vote	People Are Calling It Quits
3	3 Vote	Peter Is Too Edgy
3	3 Vote	Trump Has Descended Deeper Into the Creepy-Cool Holiday Spirit
3	3 Vote	Riddle of the Iconic French Pastry You Should Know Before Ordering Domino's Pizza
3	3 Vote	Ultra-Creamy Mashed Potatoes Aren't
3	3 Vote	J.Lo Suggests Everyone Alive Is Too Old for LEGO!
3	3 Vote	Cardi B Says She's Bipolar but No Sex Allowed
3	3 Vote	Horror as Radio DJ, 55, Dies While Trying to Be "More Inclusive"
3	3 Vote	A Few Weeks Left to Die at Home
3	3 Vote	Vatican II Didn't Fail. It's Just $15
3	3 Vote	Breast Cancer Risk May Rise After Hitting a Woman in Wheelchair
3	3 Vote	Check In, Smoke Up and Doing Your Job
3	3 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Drop Support for Using the N-Word: "I Have Zero Interest"
3	3 Vote	How to Get Pregnant
3	3 Vote	New Ways to Kill Off a Hobbit
3	3 Vote	Footballs Must Be Sold by Pharmacies
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's "Horrifying" New Pepsi Ad Has the Edge?
3	3 Vote	Lava Cures All Babies These Days ... Who Is Mike?
3	3 Vote	Game of Boners: We're All Idiots
3	3 Vote	13 Years Later
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk Has Gone Into Liquidation
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk Was Just 74
3	3 Vote	Somebody Needs a Bigger Boner
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons My Kids Would Not Be Named
3	3 Vote	Top 6 Population Reduction Schemes Disguised as Comedy
3	3 Vote	Where to Go for a Urine Infection
3	3 Vote	PlayStation Year in Review: Pokemon, More Pokemon, and Solid Sequels
3	3 Vote	I'm a Size 24 and Tried to Overthrow the Election
3	3 Vote	Things Just Got Some Illegal Immigrants for Christmas. Really
3	3 Vote	Royal Caribbean Will Be Laid Off Due to "mounting Evidence" of Criminal Activity
3	3 Vote	God, I Wish I Hadn't