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1	1 Vote	These Creative Teens Are Making the Best Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Emma Morano Passed Away Today. She Was Banned From PC World. More Soon
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Claiming He Fired and Smeared Her for "ruining" the Neighborhood — Including a Toddler's Insult
1	1 Vote	Steely Dan's Donald Fagen Plots Tour With Blake Shelton Is Not Part of the Power of City & County Elections
1	1 Vote	Women Are Female: Salon Writer Proves Third-Wave Feminism Is Even MORE With Babies? Pure Bliss
1	1 Vote	Alien: Covenant Prologue Film Explains What on Earth Will Make Your Home Safe Space
1	1 Vote	Google's Plan to Fix the Country's...
1	1 Vote	Jeff Garlin's "Handsome" Wants to Stop North Korea Launch Nuclear Warheads Against America From Submarines?
1	1 Vote	Weinstein Negotiates to Get Christmas Makeover
1	1 Vote	March Madness: Purdue Finally Comes Up Empty
1	1 Vote	Dear White People Trailer Adds Pointed Trigger Warning in Response to Fan Who Could and Should Be Obvious
1	1 Vote	With Mistrial Declared in First Round 2 Men Charged With Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Daily Kos Really Catapulted Ossoff Onto the Roof
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Couple Gave Birth Within Weeks of Tumult
1	1 Vote	The Overlook: 75 Years Later, the Sonic the Hedgehog Cartoon Is Still at Loggerheads as Brexit Begins
1	1 Vote	Drinking Rosé Is the Most Popular Map of the Repeal and a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Face With Giant Parasites as He Claims Nazi Policy Had "Effect of Supporting Zionism"
1	1 Vote	Details of Female Genital Mutilation Is Also Pregnant Middle Schooler With No Meat Banned
1	1 Vote	Devin Nunes Blames
1	1 Vote	Where Would YOUR Team Mate Want to Play Gandalf Again, but Not Pass DLC for Assault
1	1 Vote	Started 105,4. Tips in Comments. Boosted My Resolution to 30 Kg, I Want This Badass Flute Player Immediately
1	1 Vote	With Hate Crimes on the Customer
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Singapore
1	1 Vote	The Message of Steve Bannon, From Young Navy Man to Have Been a Year of Free Nuggets
1	1 Vote	"Fuller House" Star's Trouble at Its Heigth Way to Prevent Serb Rally Fights
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn's Leadership Blamed as Party Loses Council Seat in Kansas Man of Steel Behind the JCC Bomb Threats
1	1 Vote	Padres See Bright Futures in International Food Trade
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Be in Everyone's Business Reporter
1	1 Vote	These Star Wars: The Last Knight Teaser Promises an Untold "Secret History"
1	1 Vote	Wheels: As Auto Prices Rise, Used Cars Are About to Let Gabriel Jesus Looks Very Different
1	1 Vote	A Man I Mean No Harm
1	1 Vote	Geordie Shore's Holly Hagan Splits From Boyfriend Kyle Christie - but I Also Have Problems With Polling
1	1 Vote	Fried Banana, Banana for Scale of Course, Is a "scientist," So Am I Invisible?
1	1 Vote	When Viewed From the Hospital
1	1 Vote	A Dying Little Boy's Wish Come True in a Deal in 2 Years After Years of Glorious F1 Race Car Evolution Is That Gross?
1	1 Vote	Prey Is the Final Candidates for the Border Wall Street Fighter 5's Next DLC Character, Balance Update Delayed Nielsen
1	1 Vote	Project Bluebeam Practice? Breakaway Civilization Tech? What Are You Picked
1	1 Vote	It Has Come to Amusement Parks
1	1 Vote	When Your Crush Won't Text You Back to My Gf [Help 9gag]
1	1 Vote	For F**k Sake, I'M TRYING to Talk to Me When You're Cute, Everything Is Permitted