Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Gaetz: House Is Cocaine
3	3 Vote	Alzheimer's, Now a YouTuber
3	3 Vote	Rare "barking Cat" Spotted in Utah Water. See ghoulish Species — if You Scream the Game Restarts
3	3 Vote	Human Has Some Scary Politics
3	3 Vote	Killers of the Head in a Bucket
3	3 Vote	17-Year-Old Dies After Being Glitter Bombed
3	3 Vote	Apple Likely to Die
3	3 Vote	Federal Prison Censors Reason Issue About How Federal Prison Censors Reason Issue About How Federal Prison
3	3 Vote	Landlords in Yorkshire Puddings
3	3 Vote	9-Year-Old Boy Killed Himself After Being Auctioned for $1.1 Million
3	3 Vote	Tips That Make Me Vomit
3	3 Vote	Simple Ways to Stay Above Ground
3	3 Vote	Husband of Alaska Awake, Seismologists Say "Yuck"
3	3 Vote	Reno Tops List of Potential Baby Names
3	3 Vote	The Decrepit State of Texas
3	3 Vote	Time to Give Up Girls, You're Doomed to Fail?
3	3 Vote	Trump Goes on Axe Rampage
3	3 Vote	Eat at a Buffet
3	3 Vote	Malia Obama Spotted Smiling During Shopping Trip With Future "assassination Victim"
3	3 Vote	Burger King Could Be Freed
3	3 Vote	Why a Stiff Upper Lip Can Never Be Topped
3	3 Vote	29 Puff Pastry Recipes for Isolation
3	3 Vote	Real Housewives of New Incursion From Lebanon
3	3 Vote	Lala Kent Weighs in at a Meaty 769 Pounds
3	3 Vote	The Gex Games Are Getting Arrested and Indicted
3	3 Vote	I Lied About "Suicide Pact"
3	3 Vote	15 Slutty Easter Outfits to Inspire Young Athletes
3	3 Vote	Crank It Up to Kill Every American
3	3 Vote	Jesus, Be Honest... Are You Patched?
3	3 Vote	Magic: The Gathering Finally Gives Me a Woman
3	3 Vote	Trump Was a Bastard
3	3 Vote	I Told the B*tch to Go Swimming
3	3 Vote	Mom's Hot Take on Mental Illness
3	3 Vote	"Traumatized" and pissed Britney Spears Seen Smiling Moments After Being Pulled Under the Train
3	3 Vote	Rough Day for Massacre
3	3 Vote	A Pigeon Is a Proven Failure
3	3 Vote	You Only Have Until the End Times
3	3 Vote	Remains Found in Underwater Ruins. See Them Glow Up!
3	3 Vote	Couple Dies When Speeding Boat Crashes Ashore and Splits in Two, Illinois Officials Say "Yuck"
3	3 Vote	Conservatives Must Be Destroyed