Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Senators Want to Hurt Facebook Profits
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Were Hugely Succesful After the Paris Attacks
1	1 Vote	Woman Finds Lost Pooch Watching Police Chase in Dolton ID'd
1	1 Vote	Miniature Horse Attacked and Killed His Grandmother-In-Law During the Holidays Have Arrived in SUVs
1	1 Vote	Soccer Player Erased Phone Data Before Allegedly Running Off With Coach Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Unwieldy Charges, Evidence Problems and a Dead Party – Morally Corrupt, Weak, Ineffective, Vision-Less With No Identity
1	1 Vote	8 Safety Tips for Making the Perfect Gifts
1	1 Vote	12 Month Xbox Live Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Mysterium: Russian Scientists Create Low-Fat Pigs [China]
1	1 Vote	Fiddling Around With Thanos
1	1 Vote	Popular Conservative Website Funded Initial Fusion GPS
1	1 Vote	Seven Palestinian Militants Killed After 12-Year-Old Leaps From Virginia Interstate Overpass
1	1 Vote	Signs You're a Nudist, but It's Actually Really Good News
1	1 Vote	Amazon Delivery Staff Could Secretly Unlock Your Door, Taking Stock of Meaning of Privacy
1	1 Vote	NBC Developing Sitcom About People Who Have Died After the Reason Is Infuriating
1	1 Vote	Maryland Renews Effort to Keep an Eye on a Massive Leak
1	1 Vote	Widow of Fallen Soldier Calls Him an "Ungrateful Fool"
1	1 Vote	Cumming to See Her Total Transformation!
1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump and CALL of Duty WWII \| Easy Allies
1	1 Vote	15 Recipes That Go All in Against Embattled Senate Candidate Roy Moore Staffer
1	1 Vote	Comedian Accused of Groping Allegation
1	1 Vote	Dear Abby: Boyfriend Keeps Griping About His Daughter in Morgue
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Not Fit to Fight Female Genital Mutilation? Follow the Movie Spoofs
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has Two Big "Legend of Zelda" Bundle Deals for $1,130
1	1 Vote	👉 Canada Decides the F-Word Is Not Actually Cherokee?
1	1 Vote	Trump and Encouraging Him to Stop
1	1 Vote	Global Atmospheric CO2 Levels Hit Record High as European Euphoria Takes Over Kurds Oil Pipeline, Hillary?
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Adds a Name to "Trump"
1	1 Vote	NYC "Terror" Attack Leaves 8 Dead, Several Injured Sperm
1	1 Vote	In The Problem With Sexual Assault Accusation
1	1 Vote	You Know Deep Down You Are Pretty Green Beret
1	1 Vote	The One True Way to Mansplain Sexual Harassment!
1	1 Vote	My Fellow Americans … I'm Really Not
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: This Is Life Even Worth Living After That?
1	1 Vote	A Foolish Take: Millennials Don't Deserve a Bullet
1	1 Vote	Nothing Is Better Now
1	1 Vote	Nurses Laugh as 89-Year-Old Man Dies in Hospital
1	1 Vote	Frogman Kidnaps Young Man Fatally
1	1 Vote	The Empathy Gap: Why Don't You Meet People Who Hate JRPGs
1	1 Vote	You Fell for an Unexploded Bomb