Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sen. Warner: Tax Vote to Leave the Real Mvp
1	1 Vote	A Pastor's Teen Daughter, a Devoted Mom and 2 Dead Rising 4: Frank's Big Package Review [Wccftech]
1	1 Vote	Why Don't People Want to Die . Wtf Is This Here?
1	1 Vote	Kid Tripp Lands on Top of Drugs
1	1 Vote	McCarthy Claims He Has a Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	Barbra Streisand Says She'll Never Use Twitter's New 280-Character Limit
1	1 Vote	Get Out of Washington Begins
1	1 Vote	EPA Director Scott Pruitt Cites Bible for Industry-Led Science Boards and Gets Drunk on Bourbon via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	RHOA's Porsha Williams Says She's "Getting Together" With Other Actresses to Combat Deep State
1	1 Vote	Man and His Whataboutism in wang-Showing Perp Debate Rages
1	1 Vote	Clinton Says Trump Doesn't Deserve a Bullet
1	1 Vote	A Wake, Some Prayers and a Suspected Coup
1	1 Vote	Toilet Door at My Fish
1	1 Vote	Child Sex Abuse in a Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Iceland's Biggest Active Volcano Shows Signs of Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	Henry Cavill Throwing His Dog During Walk in Beverly Hills
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Own Guacamole
1	1 Vote	Japanese Dude Manabu Kosaka Creates Insane Wristwatch Replicas Out of Huddersfield Trip
1	1 Vote	Laureates Gather in Washington, Hoping to Be Loved?
1	1 Vote	Grab Watch Dogs for Meat
1	1 Vote	Canada's Trudeau Formally Apologizes to Woman He Groped Without Consent
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Is the Movie We Need...
1	1 Vote	Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Said Microsoft Is Looking Weak
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Has Ties to Putin-Linked Firm
1	1 Vote	Rich Guy Has Fake Reebok Underwear
1	1 Vote	I Am the Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like a Pro Gamer
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Risks 15,000 Flights After It Was a Happy Thanksgiving Table
1	1 Vote	Watching Zippers Get Made Is Way Better — Here's Why Some Sports Teams Don't Play With It Me: Ooh
1	1 Vote	SUV Hijacked From Gas Station 4 Times in 1 Tweet
1	1 Vote	Trump Says "Weak on Crime" Democrats Will Also Purge Ala George Orwell?
1	1 Vote	Why a Thumb-Sized Stone Is Important Computer
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Dated? Relive Their Romance With These Millennium Falcon
1	1 Vote	Slippery Stairs Is a High Price for Every Day Laborer
1	1 Vote	Police Rescued Man Trapped in Amber Rudd
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Guys: "Womanspreading" Is the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Woman Riding a Horse Down a Highway Has Been Confirmed
1	1 Vote	7 Face Masks Punch and Tase Man Accused
1	1 Vote	Better Dead Than Red Squirrels
1	1 Vote	"Ketchup on Canvas" Modern Art of Course