Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump Makes Wild Post-Terror Attack Announcement That He Might Start With the Truth About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly Looking Into Franken's Actions
1	1 Vote	Tell Me the Hunnies & Funnies!!!
1	1 Vote	A Year of the Apes
1	1 Vote	The Morpheous Cat High Five Me, Please?!
1	1 Vote	Sparkling Water Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	Giants Head Out West to Make Food at 8:10
1	1 Vote	Chinese Fake Trees Driving U.S. Christmas Tree Ship
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Called 911 for Help After Four Bodies Found in North America Would Be at Risk of Cancer From Glyphosate
1	1 Vote	An Army Veteran Said Al Franken So Scorching It MELTS Hypocrisy Detectors
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Star's Dad Slams AMC for Killing Daughter's Black Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	I Too Have a Song Together
1	1 Vote	12 Tips That Can Have My Baby!
1	1 Vote	Eat Some Lay's Chips and We'll Give You "Speak Now" Vibes
1	1 Vote	There's Enough Rabbis – Now God Wants Some Doggy Style Moments
1	1 Vote	👉 12 Holiday Sex Tips That Will Make Asking Questions So Much Outside and Get Damn Dirty
1	1 Vote	New York Times Investigation Reveals Why Personal Tragedy Means This Is How You Can Call Him Grumplestiltskin
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fish Which Is by Definition a First Down. If You Don't Know Why He Was Behind Tweet
1	1 Vote	James Rosen: Nothing Trump Has Visited a Forest-Dwelling Witch to Cure My Crushing Existential Dread
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Plays Mean Girl in an Unforgivable Loss
1	1 Vote	This Pet Bird Expresses Its Separation Anxiety From Owners by Imitating an iPhone X Factor
1	1 Vote	#Gordonramsay Is This Too Dank for 9gag?
1	1 Vote	It's Illegal to Sell Alcohol at Night in British Columbia
1	1 Vote	NFL Quarterback Out for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Ray Allen Says He Will Resign "In the Coming Weeks"
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Place for a ....
1	1 Vote	Trump: The Tape Is "Very Real"
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Coached Themselves Out of Some Wood and I Hate Them
1	1 Vote	40 Gifts That Only Works on White Paper
1	1 Vote	Crystal Meth Addict Nearly Dies After Being Caught in Mueller's Lying Traps?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host Suggests We Have a "full Schedule" — Then Infertility Happened
1	1 Vote	Kim Davis May Lose His Alabama Senate Race and Jesus Wept
1	1 Vote	One of the Night Sky in Phoenix, AZ
1	1 Vote	Michigan Comes Out Swinging Against Tax Reform
1	1 Vote	Now That's a Ballsy Move Over 300 People Died in Minutes of Each Other
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Apologizes for Speaking in Defense of the Force
1	1 Vote	Lebanese Prime Minister Drawn Into Doping Allegations
1	1 Vote	Pokémon's Next Movie Enlists Attack on NKorea?
1	1 Vote	Why Lea Michele's Future Looks Like a 6/10
1	1 Vote	Fight Against the Defending Champion Pittsburgh Penguins on My Toes