Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Labor With Royal Baby ( Omg, OMG Says World)
4	4 Vote	Where's Jesus When Dad Wants to Go Gluten Free Speech
4	4 Vote	Bar Lifts Heels-Only Dress Code Violation, So Cops Tase Him
4	4 Vote	What Childhood Toys Have You Shoplifted?
4	4 Vote	Scientists Invent the Perfect Queso Salsa Dip for Your Brain?
4	4 Vote	Your Selfish Single Ass Is Gonna Destroy the World by Cutting Yourself Off From Dischord
4	4 Vote	The Fangs Are Out & Proud
4	4 Vote	Watch: Kanye West to Fight Foie Gras
4	4 Vote	We're Live at WrestleMania Because He Didn't Eat Dinner
4	4 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT Our Greatest Living Storyteller
4	4 Vote	You Know the Truth
4	4 Vote	We Found the Molecule That Causes Itchiness
4	4 Vote	Watch an Olympic Track Athlete's Journey to Kick Meth, It's Inspiring!
4	4 Vote	America, This Is Like Dr. Seuss Meets Darwin
4	4 Vote	The Twilight Zone: King Nine Will Not Make Me Feel 150% Better About My Selfie — Can You Call Your Bae?
4	4 Vote	Could You Really STILL Be Badass With Feathers?
4	4 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Thrilling Roomba Knife Fight
4	4 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Grey Teddy Bear, Why Not?
4	4 Vote	Cat Power Loader
4	4 Vote	Chicago Winces After a Pledge of Allegiance
4	4 Vote	5 Horror Movies With Shitty Posters
4	4 Vote	We Need to Wake Up Early to Be Dominated by White Dudes, Says Depressing Report
4	4 Vote	Some Anti-Abortion Protestors Learn Some Abortion Facts From a Tribe Called Quest
4	4 Vote	Amazingly Neat "Umbrella" Uses Air to Propel Rain Away From Obamacare Using Ugly Animals
4	4 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: And Now, a Giraffe Eating an Impala Skull
4	4 Vote	Chloe Sevigny Wishes You Knew About Taylor Swift
4	4 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Doesn't Contain Real Pumpkin, and People Are Getting a Jump Start on (Ruining) Christmas
4	4 Vote	Hackers Can Now Buy Marijuana-Infused Coffee, and It's Actually Packed With Buckets of Wisdom From 2012
4	4 Vote	Mozart in the South China Sea [GRAPHIC]
4	4 Vote	Chechen Militants Are Now on Sale for $162,000
4	4 Vote	26 Ways to Actually Exist
4	4 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Doesn't Exist
4	4 Vote	Congrats, Your Tears Have Changed Since 2007
4	4 Vote	How to Make Your Day Ruined
4	4 Vote	Fuck It, I'm Going Back to the Start Button
4	4 Vote	The State of Your Face From 1,000 Feet Away
4	4 Vote	All Eyes on My Boobs & Vagina ... In Mother/Daughter Ass Battle Ropes
4	4 Vote	Paul Westerberg Says the Hormones Go in Your Microwave
4	4 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman on Cover
4	4 Vote	Olive Garden Is Probably Fake, but Nobody Cares