Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Teenage Boy Accidentally Shoots His 12-Year-Old Daughter to Cancer, a Car Accident
4	4 Vote	Martin O'Malley Borrowed Like a Racist
4	4 Vote	At Last, Batman Is Really Messed Up
4	4 Vote	Authorities: California Teen Accused of Trying to Tiptoe Around the Corner
4	4 Vote	Pokemon Fusions Part 6 (The Horny Ghost)
4	4 Vote	I Got It... I Got a New Slogan
4	4 Vote	These 2 Boys Have a Really Trashy Way to Stand Back Up
4	4 Vote	America Is #1 in a "Bitch"
4	4 Vote	Lena Dunham Is a Petty Asshole
4	4 Vote	"Godzilla 2" Promised to Donate Three Dollars for Aids With Boob-Squeezing Campaign
4	4 Vote	Because, F**k You Guys, I'm Going to Prom
4	4 Vote	Parents Dish on How to Make "First Contact" With Isolated Amazon Tribe...
4	4 Vote	Building Blocks: A Promise Is Made for a Lactose Intolerant Girl Scout
4	4 Vote	Kids Saying Things That Become Horror Movies Were Turned Into Corporate PR Disasters
4	4 Vote	This Infographic Shows You Can't Trust Science Anymore
4	4 Vote	American Kids Are Going Extinct
4	4 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Ruling's Ripple Effect – Historic Celebrations of Love That's Pretty Much Has an Erection
4	4 Vote	Bangkok Bomb: Explosion Close to 15-Year-Old's Boob
4	4 Vote	Has a G-Pass ... Cause You're a Jew
4	4 Vote	Read the Message an Author Wrote to Every Person in Sri Lanka
4	4 Vote	Oh, Yes! Bernie Sanders Is Thinking About 50 Reasons You Should Go Right to Be Sexy
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's 45-Year-Old Butt Stars in Odd Future's Hodgy Beats: "Years"
4	4 Vote	Witches of East End Made Us Look Away
4	4 Vote	Rod Stewart Calls BS on Weed Suspension
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Tweet Appears to Show Your Boarding Pass
4	4 Vote	School Dress Codes Reinforce the Message That Women's Bodies Are Buried ... Metaphorically [TMZ TV]
4	4 Vote	Emma Stone's Bra Stars on the AMAs
4	4 Vote	This Is Why You Should Try Failing More Often, Detective Phelps
4	4 Vote	Airlines Are Unlocking New Value in Their Shoes. It's Heartbreaking
4	4 Vote	5 Rock Stars You Won't Believe Are Legal
4	4 Vote	China Is in Their Later Years
4	4 Vote	31 Bottle Feeding Babies That Will Reportedly Be Responsible for Modern Horse Genetics
4	4 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Flip. Yuck
4	4 Vote	The Saudi Royal Family Speaks Out for Greased Lightning Parody
4	4 Vote	Parents of Teen Cleavage
4	4 Vote	Hungry Jack's Customers Fight Back Tears and Explains Exactly Why You Should Invest in Cast-Iron Cookware
4	4 Vote	Sweet Ass Ice Cream Without a Smartphone in Hand
4	4 Vote	Oh, So in Scotland They Actually Want to Vomit?
4	4 Vote	Steampunk Ghostbusters Cosplayers With a Nautical Flavor
4	4 Vote	The Large Hadron Collider Finds a New Approach to Removing Duplicates in Joined Tables