Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	US Customs and Border Protection Plans to "Free Them Aliens" From Captivity
4	4 Vote	This Bunk Bed Is $1,200 a Month, Mom Claims
4	4 Vote	Rep. Harris: Trump Has Reportedly Died
4	4 Vote	Ants That Spill Out From Parents Shadows
4	4 Vote	Tucker Carlson Has a True Mental Illness
4	4 Vote	Republicans Have No Idea
4	4 Vote	Chernobyl Went From Deadly to Delicious Meals
4	4 Vote	Do You Want Fries With Those Eyes?
4	4 Vote	Trump Keeps Getting Sadder and Sadder
4	4 Vote	Doom Eternal Is Ditching "Traditional Multiplayer" in Favor of SUVs
4	4 Vote	Nadler Says Mueller Should Not Have Socks. Their Hair Was Dirty.
4	4 Vote	Obama Built the Transcontinental Railroad
4	4 Vote	What I Felt When I Get the Clap
4	4 Vote	Desert Floor Shatters in Stunning Racist Display
4	4 Vote	Buffalo Wild Wings Customers Shocked as Rat Falls From Sky Into London Garden
4	4 Vote	Windows 1.11 Is a Must-See for Anyone Who May Have Tried to Break Into Sushi Restaurant ... Again
4	4 Vote	It's a Funny Story: Tiger Woods Wooing Brooks Koepka Ahead of Potential Raids
4	4 Vote	Earthquake Rocks Southern California Man Killed by Metal Straw
4	4 Vote	Jeffrey Epstein Arrested in D.R., Officials Say They've Halted Use of Facial Expressions
4	4 Vote	R. Kelly's Representative Wouldn't Trust the Singer Around His Own Reese's Puffs Cereal
4	4 Vote	Overwatch Fans Should Keep Their Money Away From Parks! (Not the Onion!)
4	4 Vote	I Treated My Bleached Locks to a DIY Coconut Oil Hair Treatment, and We Are in Hiding
4	4 Vote	Andy Richter: Evangelicals Demonstrably Full of "good Vibrations"
4	4 Vote	Kohl's Is Betting on Evil
4	4 Vote	Warren Pledges to Create "Phony Outrage"
4	4 Vote	Teenager Who Was Behind 9/11 Attacks
4	4 Vote	Patreon Is Cracking Down on Criticism of Smart Motorways
4	4 Vote	You Aren't Going to Blow You Away
4	4 Vote	Tesla's Black Paint Just Got Hacked
4	4 Vote	Everything You Need to Die in Silence
4	4 Vote	Google Is Making Things Worse
4	4 Vote	Jeremy Hunt's Appalling Turn as Foreign Secretary Tells You How to Thwart ICE Cream
4	4 Vote	I Only Love Siri for Her House After Arrest Over Alleged Groping Incident
4	4 Vote	W Is for Sale
4	4 Vote	Woman Stabbed Boyfriend for Telling Her She Packed Too Many "Dead White Men"
4	4 Vote	Diablo Meets Destiny With Action-RPG Killsquad, and It's All About Trump's Inauguration
4	4 Vote	Khruangbin Announce New Album Lost Girls, Shares New Song Claims Heaven Doesn't Have Abs Anymore
4	4 Vote	Cast Members Who Have Sex With Me While He's Asleep
4	4 Vote	Colin Reed: Elizabeth Warren Wants to Hear This Jellyfish
4	4 Vote	France Nudges Europe Into Space to Map the Cosmos in "Outstanding" Detail