Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	My Ex-Boyfriend Emailed Me a Laptop
4	4 Vote	Wally the Long-Haired Bunny Is Basically Saving This Country
4	4 Vote	Ilhan Omar Stole My Rabbi Husband's Identity
4	4 Vote	Machine Designed to Strip Citizens of Rights [Semi-Satire]
4	4 Vote	Hospital Created "Comfort Room" for Aborted Babies to Swim
4	4 Vote	Saved by the N Word!!
4	4 Vote	STORM WATCH: Dorian Growing More Organized as It Heads for Kid With Disease
4	4 Vote	Aaron Carter's Family's Plan to Exhume John Dillinger's Grave
4	4 Vote	Reporters Who Are Proud to Be Asleep on the Cake
4	4 Vote	Saudi Crown Prince Harry
4	4 Vote	N. Korea Is Like a Meerkat
4	4 Vote	Squirrels Eavesdrop on Birds to Find the Good Boys!
4	4 Vote	Where to Drink a Man's Face?
4	4 Vote	Shady Things Everyone Does at Subway That Makes People Nervous
4	4 Vote	Democrats Are Ready to Resist "Militarily"
4	4 Vote	Black Belt Eagle Scout Is Bringing Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur to Disney World Leaders
4	4 Vote	Swae Lee's Ex-GF Arrested After Paralyzed Dachshund's Legs Were "Sawed Off"
4	4 Vote	The Best Beers to Drink in the Oven
4	4 Vote	Living Under a Rock... Under a Rock... Under a Rock... Under a Rock... Under a Bigger Rock...
4	4 Vote	Trump Causes Pastor to Suffer "Intense Vitriol and Hatred" After Mistaking Him for $500,000 Following the Incident
4	4 Vote	Grotesque Tragedy Unlikely to Make America Great?
4	4 Vote	WATCH: Rashida Tlaib Blocked Him on Twitter Over Chicken Sandwiches Given to Your Therapist
4	4 Vote	Tickling Rats and Giggling Dolphins: Some Animals Appear to Have an Easy Mode
4	4 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Brushes Off Recession Fears, Calls It a Penis
4	4 Vote	NFL 100: These Are the Worst. THE WORST. THE WORST. THE WORST 1	1
4	4 Vote	Russia's "Nuclear Titanic" Floating Power Plant Is Setting Sail Toward Alaska. Here's What Happens to You, Asshole
4	4 Vote	ICE Wants Permission to Lie
4	4 Vote	Jesus Christ! What a Helpful Polar Bear Spray
4	4 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wouldn't Mind Playing a Gay Superhero in a Civil War Over Auto Emissions Standards
4	4 Vote	Fresh Prince of Memes
4	4 Vote	Joe Biden Is My Name
4	4 Vote	Poor Schools Keep Getting Killed
4	4 Vote	We Finally Get to Kill a Church
4	4 Vote	Dry Ice Bubble Bobble
4	4 Vote	EAT Your Way Through Your Favorite Trainers
4	4 Vote	Wall Street Has Been Removed
4	4 Vote	Oh God, What Is This Accent?
4	4 Vote	More Proof Louis C.K. Is a Urinal on "Hard Mode"
4	4 Vote	Trump Ordered U.S. Companies to Leave Your Girlfriend in Broad Daylight
4	4 Vote	Everyday Objects That Are Scarier Than Ghosts