Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Time to Vote on Whether to Drink Beer

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by nevermore
2014-03-27

2014-03-27

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    California To Vote On Whether To Abolish The Death Penalty
    ThinkProgress ThinkProgress
  • Read
    Smashes
    Time to determine how much oil is really into the Gulf
    Nature Nature
  • Read
    Smashes
    It's time to vote for the fourth TV Roundtable Readers' Choice selection!
    The A.V. Club The A.V. Club
  • Read
    Smashes
    Crimea to Vote on Joining Russia and Other News You Need to Know
    Mashable Mashable
  • Read
    Smashes
    West Virginia governor: 'It's your decision' whether to drink water
    Daily Kos Daily Kos
  • Read
    Smashes
    The 25 Most Legendary Ways To Drink Beer
    Distractify Distractify

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account