Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

As Some Syrian Soldiers Record Trophy Videos, Others Join the Boy Scouts to Stop Importation of Drug Dealing

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by athodyd
2014-03-12

2014-03-12

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Obama Asks Boy Scouts to Stop Being Homophobes and Admit Gays
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    As Some Syrian Soldiers Record Trophy Videos, Others Join the Protesters
    New York Times Lede New York Times Lede
  • Read
    Smashes
    Death row inmates sue to stop importation of drug used in executions
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    TCU football players among 15 students accused of drug dealing
    CNN CNN

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account