Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

A Pregnant Woman Allegedly Beat Up Florida Man for the Rest of the People

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by jot
2023-07-16

2023-07-16

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Formerly expelled Tennessee Dems lead yet another takeover of state Capitol: 'Power of the people'
    The Blaze The Blaze
  • Read
    Smashes
    Even If You're Afraid Of Commitment, You'll Want To Have And To Hold These 33 Practical Products For The Rest Of Your Life
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Anthony Carrigan on NoHo Hank's twist and the rest of Barry's final season
    The A.V. Club The A.V. Club
  • Read
    Smashes
    Love triangle gone bad: Miami cop and pregnant woman allegedly beat up Florida man for cheating
    The Blaze The Blaze
  • Read
    Smashes
    27 Toys For The Backyard That'll Keep The Kids Entertained For The Rest Of The Summer
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Harry Styles Stopped His Show So A Pregnant Woman Could Go Pee, And Now Everybody's Talking About It
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account