Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

The HAUNTED House That Inspired White Supremacist Rhetoric Arrested Near DNC

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by unemondesansdanger
2022-05-23

2022-05-23

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Robert E. Lee Statue That Inspired White Supremacist Rally Has Finally Been Removed
    Huffington Post Huffington Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    James Wan brings Aquaman special effects to the haunted house in Malignant trailer
    The A.V. Club The A.V. Club
  • Read
    Smashes
    THE HAUNTED MANSION Movie Adds First Mortals
    Nerdist Nerdist
  • Read
    Smashes
    The COVID-19 Eviction Moratorium Has Been Extended, Thanks To Actual Hero Cori Bush
    The Mary Sue The Mary Sue
  • Read
    Smashes
    Man With Weapons And Allegedly Spouting White Supremacist Rhetoric Arrested Near DNC
    Talking Points Memo Talking Points Memo

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account