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A 9-Year-Old Ninja Fight Dystopian Police, in This Weird New Burberry Ad Wars

A 9-Year-Old Ninja Fight Dystopian Police, in This Weird New Burberry Ad Wars by Keith Mac Uidhir 김채윤 (Thanks for 1m views) via Flickr

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discovered by minyboy
2014-01-27

2014-01-27

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