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Heat on Obama to Adopt 14 Girls and Children of America After This Season of Rap Boat 

Heat on Obama to Adopt 14 Girls and Children of America After This Season of Rap Boat by Sunciti _ Sundaram's Images + Messages via Flickr

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2014-01-20

2014-01-20

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