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It's Time to Discuss How Police Are Going to Let States Move Forward With Marijuana Legalization

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    Police beat and break the ribs of a peaceful protesting, 70-year old, Pulitzer prize winning literature professor. Do we have a serious problem with police brutality? Maybe its time to discuss how police are trained to deal with non-violent situations.
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    Washington Post: "Phelps may be an involuntary hero to this charge (marijuana decriminalization), but his name and face bring necessary attention to a farce in which nearly half the nation are actors. It's time to recognize that all drugs are not equal -- and change the laws accordingly"
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    “We're not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact checkers,” - Romney pollster Neil Newhouse.
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    Americans Overwhelmingly Want Feds to Let States Move Forward With Marijuana Legalization
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