Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

OBAMA Bringing Georgia School Gunman Said He Was Willing to Give Up on History, Grab Ultima IV Without Spending a Dime

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by doctormanhattan
2014-01-11

2014-01-11

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Obama bringing Georgia school shooting hero to the White House
    New York Post New York Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    OBAMA WINS! This calls for a celebratory GIF party, no?
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Georgia school gunman said ‘he was willing to die’ & off his medication
    New York Post New York Post
  • Read
    Smashes
    Is It Time to Give Up on CNN?
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    Brush Up on History, Grab Ultima IV Without Spending a Dime
    Giant Bomb Giant Bomb

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account