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Unfortunately, for the Kingdom Is Cooler Than a Kite in Peru

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    “Unfortunately, for the last 60 years, we have serially mismanaged our relationship with Iran. How would we have felt if a foreign power worked to overthrow our democratically elected government...That is exactly what the United States and Great Britain did in 1953...” -Rep. Earl Blumenauer
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