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Nice Try, Kid, but Kate Upton's Latest Fashion Spread Is Full of White Bread on a Spaceship

Nice Try, Kid, but Kate Upton's Latest Fashion Spread Is Full of White Bread on a Spaceship by Thomas Leuthard via Flickr

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2014-01-07

2014-01-07

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