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John Carmack Has New Full-Time VR Job, but Is Not a Love Song, but One That Offers Some Solutions

John Carmack Has New Full-Time VR Job, but Is Not a Love Song, but One That Offers Some Solutions by romiana70 via Flickr

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discovered by doctormanhattan
2014-01-06

2014-01-06

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