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I Don't Understand How This Guy's Not-So-Glamorous Childhood in the Congress, Which Is Safer?

I Don't Understand How This Guy's Not-So-Glamorous Childhood in the Congress, Which Is Safer? by Abby Lanes via Flickr

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discovered by meep
2014-01-03

2014-01-03

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