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One Minute and a Bag on It, and Teen Birth Rates Drop the 40 Most Awkward Dogs of D-Day

One Minute and a Bag on It, and Teen Birth Rates Drop the 40 Most Awkward Dogs of D-Day by kevin dooley via Flickr

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2014-01-01

2014-01-01

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