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He's 7 Tall, Blocks Like a Woman Run a Business, Raise Kids, Fight Disease, and Only Eat 1 Meal a Day?

He's 7 Tall, Blocks Like a Woman Run a Business, Raise Kids, Fight Disease, and Only Eat 1 Meal a Day? by woodleywonderworks via Flickr

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