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Adolf Hitler's Wartime Telephone to Be on TOP of Each Cocktail Umbrella

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discovered by miimii1205
2017-03-27

2017-03-27

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    This man wanted to be on Ellen so bad he built his own set and hired an Ellen look-alike
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    I BELIEVE ONE DAY I'LL BE ON TOP POST OF THIS SITE (AS I BELIEVE I CAN FLY)
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