Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Florida Man Is Objectively Better Than a Bag to Keep Forever Alone

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by uwoahjokerman
2014-06-12

2014-06-12

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Better Than A Magic Trick: See A Disease That's Crippled Millions Disappear Before Your Eyes
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Forever Alone Bro Takes Epic Selfie Amidst a New Year’s Eve Make-Out Fest
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    Why Iron Man Is Objectively Better Than Batman
    Cracked Cracked
  • Read
    Smashes
    5 Foods That Have More Sodium Than a Bag of Chips
    ZergNet ZergNet
  • Read
    Smashes
    Finally a bag to keep your hipster dreams in
    The Chive The Chive
  • Read
    Smashes
    Another Florida Man Is Caught By Neighbors Raping His Dog in the Yard
    Gawker Gawker

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account