Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

If You're Not a Foodie, You Are a Lot of "Nope", With a Fist-Bump

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by randomfactor
2014-05-09

2014-05-09

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    A whole lot of “Nope”, with a dash of “Hell no”
    The Chive The Chive
  • Read
    Smashes
    If you're not watching Warehouse 13, you're kind of a bad person
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    No, You're Not A Loser, You Just Want Attention
    CollegeHumor CollegeHumor
  • Read
    Smashes
    There Are A Lot Of Clips About How Broken Our System Is, But Here's One That Offers Some Solutions
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    You Are Not a Foodie, You Are Just a Fatty
    CollegeHumor CollegeHumor
  • Read
    Smashes
    10 Ways You Know That You Are a Stoner
    CollegeHumor CollegeHumor
  • Read
    Smashes
    A Great Photo Of Two Golf Legends Starting The Masters With A Fist-Bump
    Business Insider Business Insider

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account