Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

When Asked to Adopt Our Foster Daughter, the Answer Is Pretty Creepy Woody Allen Might Be a Big Way

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by phantomphire
2014-04-20

2014-04-20

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Father Who Lost His Teenage Son in Car Accident Protests Court Ruling in a BIG Way
    The Blaze The Blaze
  • Read
    Smashes
    Henry Cavill Teaches the Big Bad Wolf How Not to Be a Big Bad D
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    Louis CK and the Great Woody Allen Might Be Doing a Buddy Comedy Together
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    What Happens When A House Cat Meets A Wild Deer? The Answer Is Pretty Awwwsome!
    Distractify Distractify
  • Read
    Smashes
    When Asked To Adopt Our Foster Daughter, The Answer Was Easily ‘Yes’
    Mommyish Mommyish
  • Read
    Smashes
    Guillermo del Toro's viral teaser for The Strain is pretty creepy
    io9 io9

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account