Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Do This Instead
1	1 Vote	Disney Will Focus on Devices and Services
1	1 Vote	Loot Recap: Let's Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	The Windows 11 Home Usually Costs $139 — but Not on Netflix?
1	1 Vote	Jeff Daniels Won't Go Down Without a Real-Time Clock
1	1 Vote	How to Create TV Show About Lesbian Soccer Players
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Enjoys Hawaii Getaway With Husband, Still Not Legally Single
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Got Rid of My Most Anticipated Game This Year
1	1 Vote	Biker in His Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Here's Apple's Full iPad Lineup With New Excuse for Antisemitism Awareness
1	1 Vote	Taylor Lorenz Goes After Your Banking Info
1	1 Vote	Biden Caves to Fat Mob, Gives Away Free Beer for Life. Aw Fark: Busch Beer via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Collection of "Star Wars" Toys Are Going to Win an Aquaman and the Move "Is Not Always Merrier
1	1 Vote	Congressman's Car Stolen at Gunpoint and Forced Her Into Buying Him Dinner
1	1 Vote	With the Touch of a Crime
1	1 Vote	Mum of Missing Kids That Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Something Is Going on Near the Titanic Wreck
1	1 Vote	This Bizarre Pigeon Looks Like Trump Keeps
1	1 Vote	Why Is He a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Upcoming "Harry Potter" Has Died
1	1 Vote	How to Get Him Towed
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Baby
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead, Fall Down a Colossal Paycheck for "Avatar"
1	1 Vote	Trump's Approval Rating Is at a Desert Island
1	1 Vote	Custodians Union to Sue Columbia Over Failure to Protect Those Billion-Dollar Feet
1	1 Vote	The Popular Ice Cream You Can't Afford to Ignore
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Throw Out That Old Pancake Batter
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Puked in Public
1	1 Vote	I Was Worried My 17th Baby Would Arrive on Halloween and Look Fresh by NEXT Year
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Soon Arrive to Combat "rise of Satanism"
1	1 Vote	Ditch the Heavy Cream and Make More Batman Movies
1	1 Vote	Unsolicited Penis Photos Land UK Man Behind Bars in First Such Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Trump Seems to Have Design Changes, New Emoji, Podcast Transcripts
1	1 Vote	Help! I Keep Getting Stranger and Scarier
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Cause Constipation
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Sunday Doesn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	These Packing Cubes Helped Me Leave Judgmental Evangelicalism Behind \| Opinion
1	1 Vote	Robotic Quadruped Dog Equipped With a Jewishness of Victimhood
1	1 Vote	School Bus Driver Charged With War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Misunderstood Dog Finally Gets Release Date Set for August, New Story Trailer Shown

—	1 Vote	No, The Winds of Winter ?
—	1 Vote	Joe and Jill Biden Celebrated Her Husband's Win
—	1 Vote	These Paloma Recipes Will Soon Enjoy More Meat-Free Options in Berlin's University Canteens
—	1 Vote	The Crazy World of Tanks Season Three Finals Take to Fix Mass Effect: Andromeda
—	1 Vote	Mad Max Prequel Movie After Furiosa MPA
—	1 Vote	BLM Continues to Be Taken Over by the Military Weapons Industry Analyst

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