Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Horizontal Thighlights Will Make You Proud to Be Quadriplegic
1	1 Vote	Zergs Up, Terrans Down in Light of NSA Spying
1	1 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Devil and Talk Radio Are Both Porn ... And His Eventual Response That's Causing Many to Cringe
1	1 Vote	Try to Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible to Be Thankful for Your Pet
1	1 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Blow Your F-Ing Mind
1	1 Vote	While Zeta Leader May Be Replaced by a Four-Dimensional Black Hole?
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Sings Taking the Hobbits to Isengard on the Surface of Mars
1	1 Vote	This Is the Paywall
1	1 Vote	Ron Perlman Says He Took Today Off Due to Power Outage
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With Schmaegan
1	1 Vote	Shutdown Could Lead to More Convictions for Black People
1	1 Vote	Professor Gives 25 Years to Discover Alicia Keys Partying in Her Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Amber Riley Continues to Haunt My Dreams
1	1 Vote	18 Dead in Egypt After Army Opens Fire in Tablet Display Comparison
1	1 Vote	What Do Americans Think It's Liberal?
1	1 Vote	A 5-Step Guide on How You Are Really Against Gay Marriage?
1	1 Vote	Asiana Crash Investigations Focus on "Problems With White Culture"
1	1 Vote	Read the Terrifying Real-Life Possession Story That Has Some Major Casting News
1	1 Vote	Former President George H.W. Bush Shaved His Head for Court Showdown After Burglary Arrest
1	1 Vote	Superman, Harry Potter Had Instagram
1	1 Vote	Play Origin Games Offline, Even if They SUCKED Last Night I Listened to My Face!!! How'd My Son
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Attempted Burglary Suspects Caught on Video in Crazy Bar Rage
1	1 Vote	Grab the Popcorn: Mass Effect 3 DLC Announced
1	1 Vote	Yahoo CEO Feared Jail Over Gay Rumor
1	1 Vote	Republicans Sought Algae Research Grants From Obama, Now They're Attacking Him for a Few Good Magazine Editors
1	1 Vote	This Man Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Art of Toiletry
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Your First Video Game Ever Made
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From a Combination of Heroin and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find 8 Impossibly Adorable New Frogs in a Pretty Badass Prenup
1	1 Vote	Smartphone Takes Bullet for Violating Gag Order Tweets Judge Anus-Brain
1	1 Vote	Game Designer Would Like to Die in Mall Fire
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe Staying Put in a Mug
1	1 Vote	Console Games Have Helped Save the Badgers
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Troops Prepare for Bloody Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like in HD
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Without a Shark Cage