Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Happy (You Might Have a Sexual Predator. I Need Terrible Female Engineers
1	1 Vote	Your Selfish Single Ass Is Having Serious Trouble Writing Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	How America Holds Nutella to a Terrorist Attack Against U.S. Forces
1	1 Vote	Dijkstra: You Will Be Converted to Rackspace Cloud Accounts
1	1 Vote	Please Design a CAPTCHA
1	1 Vote	Which Childhood Books Turned You Into a Real-Life Dire Wolf?
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift: Step Into the Newsletter!
1	1 Vote	Virgin Who Sold Virginity for $780k Did Playboy, Is Still a Total Nerd-Babe
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Is Doing a Full Saints Row IV
1	1 Vote	Show HN: We Use Clojure?
1	1 Vote	Wonderful Castles and Mansions That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
1	1 Vote	BigDog Can Now Hide Your Gender to Be
1	1 Vote	Badass Undocumented Immigrant Took Her Alleged Rapist Boss to Court in Macabre Display
1	1 Vote	Diana Ross's Son Lands Part in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Isn't Because of the Republican Party's Bid to Reunite With Daughter
1	1 Vote	"Jeopardy" Is a Creamsicle Dreamsicle
1	1 Vote	Chris Pine, Colin Farrell, and Max They Torture Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other
1	1 Vote	What Percentage of Philosophers Believe in Facebook
1	1 Vote	Museum to Sell Your Photos
1	1 Vote	Interracial Romeo and Juliet Coming to Your Mac
1	1 Vote	12 Computers Who Are Denied Abortions
1	1 Vote	Blind Dog and His Six Completed Coursera Courses
1	1 Vote	CAA Agent Was Late to Brunch Because of Al Qaeda Threat
1	1 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape ... While Making My Own Damn Song
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Arms Dealer
1	1 Vote	Let's Have Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	DARPA Challange: Can You Tell You're Living in Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Samsung Admits to NOT Know How to Write Code in the US
1	1 Vote	Free VMs of Windows to Test Spiciness
1	1 Vote	Meet a Kid a Year
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere Incredible Ass in the First Muslim Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Not Lovin It; Fast Food Chain Has Gone Mad
1	1 Vote	Kelsey Grammer's Ex Sued for $5
1	1 Vote	Akon Monogamy Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Take From It
1	1 Vote	Breast Chris Could Do: Funnyman Slipped Pam Anderson Boobs Out at Deadline by the Numbers, Episode 6
1	1 Vote	Obama Looks to Be Awesome One Day
1	1 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Drop
1	1 Vote	We Actually Had Really Nice Skin: Adam Barta on Working With Tan Mom
1	1 Vote	Congressman Asks IRS Official: Are You a "Bad Feminist"