Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	This Fox-Human Creature Is Actually Backed by Science Fiction
84	84 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Moon Since 1976
4	4 Vote	Sprucing Up an Old Man and Then I Discovered This Rare Breed...
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
30	30 Vote	Batman Takes on a Flight Simulator
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
46	46 Vote	Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
43	43 Vote	Colbert Caught in the Ass
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38