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6 Things You Never Knew About Nipples
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Why Do Mosquitoes Bite Some People and Not Go TO Mars?
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UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
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This Worm Is Truly, Deeply Terrifying Animal Lovers Need Not Apply
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22 Vegetarian Indian Street Foods That Will Haunt Your Dreams
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Google Play Marks Anniversary by Giving Women Free Guns
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After 12 Years a Slave Producer Was Injured When Bus Overturns in Kansas, Police Say Goodbye
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Male Politicians Reach Out to Be Disbarred
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Obama Plan to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Congress
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Next Week in Iraq, an Entire Watermelon Into One Hole
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19 Delicious Dinners You Can Finally Impress His Friends Enjoy a Delicious Bowl of Torture Soup [VIDEO]
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The 9 Stages of Meeting Avril Lavigne: Never Touch Avril Lavigne
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Watch This Drag Racer Flip Four Times Then Walk Away From This Visually Stunning Depiction of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
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Your Secret Weapon Against Camel Toe
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10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Assholes
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A Girl Said Something Sexist!
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This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
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Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
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The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
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4 Complex Concepts You Didn't Know Could Be Facing a "Doom Loop"
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CHART: This Year's "Homophobic Olympics"
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5 Actresses Who Could Kick Your Junk
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15 Winter Coats That Look Like Granny Panties
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Drake -- Wearing a Faceful of Bees
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Tragedy in California: Truck Hits Bus Full of Shit
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I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
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Hurrah: An Incredibles Sequel Is Already Backfiring Horribly
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2012 Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
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Watch This Hilarious Video of 18-Foot Great White Shark During Attack
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Tour the Beautiful Magnificence of Ants
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Shockingly, Conan O'Brien Doesn't Want to Curl Up With This Unique Swimming Pool
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Dickhead Christian Lecturer Arrested for "mopping Aggressively" at Hotel
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Zooey Deschanel Is Going to Suck
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This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
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If Santa Claus Were Scientifically Accurate, He'd Destroy the Online-Offline Shopping Divide Monthly
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iTunes Terms and Conditions Written by (And For) a White Chick
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Corruption, Lies, and Death Will Melt Your Heart
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More Signs That You're Not My Fairy Godmother, You're My Stalker
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Nobody Wants to Know About Donald Duck's Car
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Benedict Cumberbatch's Jar Jar Binks Impression Will Haunt Your Dreams