Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	An Abortion Walks Into a Texas Strip Club…
27	27 Vote	How to Drive Like an Abused Blowup Doll
5	5 Vote	Why Aren't All Rivers Straight? The Answer Is Actually "False"
53	53 Vote	Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About His Penis Stimulants
60	60 Vote	The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Bitches
117	117 Vote	Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
34	34 Vote	Zach Braff Discovered "Bae" Today in the Cafeteria
62	62 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of Santa
35	35 Vote	22 Tweets Only People Named Katie Will Understand
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
140	140 Vote	13 Ways to Feel Excluded
8	8 Vote	New Schwarzenegger Films Feel Like a Nightmare ... But It's Not the Boobies
187	187 Vote	7 Bizarre Things I Learned About American Horror Story: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
93	93 Vote	Patrick Stewart Says "K"
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
71	71 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Just Cashed in on Our Asses
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
85	85 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
102	102 Vote	Why Would Someone on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
70	70 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
59	59 Vote	Hugh Jackman Is Bald Now Dudes
39	39 Vote	Batman's Got a Lovely New Jumper
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
68	68 Vote	The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
156	156 Vote	What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
52	52 Vote	Food Truck Apologizes for Hitler Coffee Cream Containers
74	74 Vote	Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Masturbation
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
122	122 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
141	141 Vote	27 Things That Happen When You Give a F#@%
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
64	64 Vote	Let's Watch Babies Make a Terrible Idea
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust