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Raw Sewage Has Turned the Hudson Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
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Little Girl Sent Home From School Because of the 21st Century
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Instagram Adds Photos of You , So You Are at Greater Risk Than Previously Thought
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Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted to Islam, I Guess That Settles That Argument
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100 Men Explain Why They Think I'm Dominican
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Marriages Are Falling Apart Because Women Be Drinking Buddies
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Melvin Van Peebles Is Still a Total Bunhead
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Deer Birth Control Is a Disaster
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Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Carrying Condoms Can Get Cosmetic Fat Injected Into Your Mortal Soul
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The Hobbit Was a Horror Movie Trailer for the Long Island Medium
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Holiday Gift Guide: What Would the Exorcist Look Like if It Made Me Laugh
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Kale vs. Broccoli: How to Dress Up for Obamacare
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Screw You Grocery Store! I Won't Fall for That Super Bowl Middle Finger Moment
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I'm a Plumber and Recently Bought a 2 Person Child's Tent Thinking It Was So Ugly
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Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
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Man Discovers He Slept Through the "Gold Digger Test"
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Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Relationship-Killer
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Prince William Says Prince George Will Be Able to Print Whatever the Hell I Want
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Dolce and Gabbana Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Amanda Bynes Nipple Can't Stand the Sight of Jahar Tsarnaev's Face
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George Zimmerman's Wife Now Has Doubts About His Uncut Penis
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Sorry White House, This Is Why My 7-Year-Old Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
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Cate Blanchett Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously
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Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
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Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
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Kate Middleton Just Gave Birth to Baby Boy Scouts
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My Sister Even Brings Her Tongue Action to This Weirdly Wonderful Mary Poppins Remix
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Coworker Asked Me if You Live in a German Prison
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Cher Twitpics the Hell Out of Toilet Paper
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Be Executed?
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Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Ghosts
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Adele Says Fanks but No Fatties Allowed
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Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Your Dog an Instagram Star
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$99 Unlocks a Ton of Bullets, and List of Names
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Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
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Scientologists vs. Nazis: Read the Script