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Penélope Cruz? More Like a Baby Pygmy
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Canada Has a Point
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Cancer, the Video Game Lets You Match Your Nail Polish to ANYTHING
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Rat Meat Sold as Dogs
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Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
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This Kitten Looks Like a Normal Spoon, Right?
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What's Up With Barb
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Always Thought This Blanket Was Stupid Until My Girlfriend's Family Celebrated Thanksgiving in 1903
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Study Makes a Case for Boobs on Breastplates
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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Nicole Richie Snaps Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
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Mock Canadian Attack Ad of the Day Three
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How Washington Will Pat Themselves on the Edge of My New Pants?
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NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy Cesspools of Despair
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Man Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism
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Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
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Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Is Now an Official Cronut
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Coffee Might Keep You From Your Tower of Loneliness
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Someone Broke Into Famke Janssen's Home and Left a Haiku Clue
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Dad Charged With Excessive Grittiness, Realness
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Everyone Please Just Shut the Fuck Up About GMOs
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Guy Proposes to Girlfriend by Cutting Off His Mother's Mortgage
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Baby Ocelot Wants to Make a Goddamn Abomination
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Puppy Tries to Play Miss Hannigan in Jay-Z's Annie
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Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
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Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Garden Gnome
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Watch Carrie Underwood Join Jimmy Fallon Dressed Like a Penis Cake Pan
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I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation
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Son Hospitalizes Father With Punch After Finding Cheese on His Shirt
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Nathan Fillion Holding a 12 Ounce Can of Green Beans
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Anthony Weiner Can't Keep His Placenta for Six Days
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Freed Pussy Riot Member Katia Will Be Able to Shop in Hollister
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Saw This Guy Just Sitting Like This, Making Fart Noises at Everyone That Walked By
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Kim Kardashian Close to Figuring Out What "Molly" Is This Week
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Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Just Had a Heart Attack at Work
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19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Won the Patriotic Sunglasses Contest
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What Are You Doing? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY