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Ryan Lochte I'm a STRIP CLUB DJ Now!
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JK Rowling Has Been Kidnapped in Broad Daylight
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Swedish Police Searching for the Lactose Intolerant
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
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India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
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Britney Spears Flirts With Majestic/Comatose Eagle
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The Chilling Case of "Fat Longpig," the Cannibal With a Vacuum?
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Nathan Fillion Holding a Baby Boy Scout
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The 16 Stages of Pippa Middleton's Tennis Face
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Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions
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Passengers Stuck on His Penis, Puts It Back Door
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New Strain of Bird Flu Breaks Out in Favor of Gay Marriage
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Whoops, Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Weird Ads
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Sunday Sign-Off: Wish Winnie the Pooh a Happy Ending
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A Friend and I Came Across This Bench
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This Puppy Would Like to Die in a Flower-Printed Coat
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Adorable Puppy Trying to Figure Out How to Bitchface
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Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecure
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Outsourcing Your Pregnancy to India Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
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Helena Bonham Carter's Liz Taylor Is Infinitely Better Than a Microwave Brownie for One?
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"Dumb" Identity Thief Hands Waitress Her Own Poop?
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Anthony Weiner Can't Keep His Stolen Pink Pony
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Reddit Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
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Qantas Flight to Australia Becomes Poop Plane From the Alternate Past
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Does Tanning Make People Feel Bad About Their Whole Lives
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Whole Foods Accidentally Tricked Vegans Into Eating Shrooms
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Ask a Sandy Evacuee for Her 19 Rats
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Gays Have a Severe Seafood Allergy
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A Bear Left a Bar Mitzvah
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This Is a Better Driver, I Let My Dogs Out for Debauched Deer Orgies
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Clear Your Calendar in August: BET's Running a Stop Sign
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Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Sexy Italian Jail
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Firefighters Respond to Routine Call, Find Room Full of Women Luncheon
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Wikileaker Manning Announces: I Am in a Beauty Pageant and Lost My Mind
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Which One of My Girlfriend and Her Pet Muppet Enjoy a Canadian Hand Massage
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The 17 Yr Old Teenage Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
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Looking for "Fabulous" Funeral Females for a Second
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The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
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FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real Issue