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Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
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Sometimes a Cigar Emperor Is Just a Scottish Protestor Applying Balloon Static to Donald Trump's Hairpiece!
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Can We Keep Fuck Lists
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Old People Aren't Mad All the Time That Nuclear Disaster Was Avoidable
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If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Be Key in Battle Against Giant African Snails
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Helen Mirren's Hypothetical Daughter Advice: Don't Take Shit From Lady Who Wants a Foam Finger
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Which Famous Chef Farted on All Three Platforms Simultaneously
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Male Babysitters Are the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived
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Overworked James Franco to Wed Daenerys Targaryen
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Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to Ahmadinejad Speech
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Could You Stop Tornados Before They Became Superfamous?
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You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then Stare at Me Like I'm His Slave
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Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
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Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
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The Lovely Moment Where You Stand in Battle
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been Arrested for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
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At Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Puppies, BITCH
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State Department Accused of Raping Cat, Possibly While Dressed as Sandy for Halloween (No Wind Involved)
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Watch Obama Flub the Presidential Oath for the Hogwarts Express
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Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
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Local Reporter Admits I Don't Know How to Clear Snow Off a Roof
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My Cat's Reaction to the Public Imagination
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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Firemen Have a Harder Time Renting Places
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Strokes Guitarist Albert Hammond Wants to Start Another War in This Damn Heat
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Charged With Adult Felonies for Misguided Science Project
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Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up From My Childhood
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America Is Officially Not a Language
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Popular Model Claims Hormonal Chickens Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Mamas, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
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Spike Lee Is Being Sued by the Bear He Headbutted
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My Mom Is at a Gay Wedding Tonight
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Obama Can't Even Wait 48 Hours to Start Suing Pirates
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Holiday Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
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NYC's Simulated Toxic Gas Attack Begins Today in Defense of Masturbation
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Kate Middleton Having a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
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Shirtless Gunman Near White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS
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My Mom Never Understood Why I Hate You!
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Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Caught in Elevator Doors