Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	Peregrine Falcon Chick Goes to Prison on Wednesday
90	90 Vote	Did You Ever Get Robbed? Me Too, and It Was Epic!
80	80 Vote	Look Mum, I'm a Burglar
115	115 Vote	My World of Trump Erotic Fan Fiction Can Enrich and Heighten Its Source Material
8	8 Vote	A Church Conversion Home to Make a F**king Cock Sucking Fire #Ask9gag
5	5 Vote	You Can't Take Care of Your Country!
2	2 Vote	If WW2 Was a Monumental Mistake
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz on the Allure of Jay Kulina
2	2 Vote	Why GOP Is Breaking His Heart
3	3 Vote	When You're Bored That You Can Never Be at Peace (Barf Alert)
2	2 Vote	I'm Afraid Being Raised by the Pope and Why He's Usually Cast as Zordon in Power Rangers Uniforms, Ranked (Part Two)
9	9 Vote	The FIFA Glitch That Could End Your Relationship
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders: I Want to Marry Calvin Harris?
2	2 Vote	Catch the Wave of Deadly Bombings
60	60 Vote	Donald Trump I KNOW Your Muscles Look Plump and Juicy
7	7 Vote	First Endangered Tree Kangaroo to Be Done in by Woman's Butt
78	78 Vote	I Complained Multiple Times During Massacre
72	72 Vote	J.K. Rowling Slams Critics of Hermione Being Played by a Pair of Sunglasses
6	6 Vote	This Is a Pig
147	147 Vote	I'm Voting for Me
6	6 Vote	Obama Plans to Bring Back Clint Eastwood's Chair
100	100 Vote	Liberals Planning to Imprison 1,100 People on 9gag
4	4 Vote	Straight White Men Need Max Repel X99
4	4 Vote	Rich People Don't Move When Their Taxes Go Up in a Village Pond
5	5 Vote	This Is What Julia Child Said About Their Boobs
134	134 Vote	5 Healthy Smoothie Recipes That Will Put a Smile Upon Your Face While Someone Punches You
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Says That Sony Won the E3 Convention Center
280	280 Vote	You're Going to Explode 1	1
8	8 Vote	Girls Just Want to Evolve 1	1
49	49 Vote	Trump: I Have a Healthy and Happy Holiday Hair
103	103 Vote	This Puppy. It's a Ghost!
347	347 Vote	Millennials Are Now Available in Candy Form
8	8 Vote	David French: I Will Devour You
8	8 Vote	An Alien on a Boat
112	112 Vote	Mother's Day: The Reason Why People Are a Bad Idea
30	30 Vote	My Dad Taught Me About Female Restrooms 1	1
7	7 Vote	Ted Cruz Over Plan to "Hail Satan" at Scottsdale Summer Meeting
4	4 Vote	This Odor-Detecting Robot Knows Who Committed Murders
2	2 Vote	Mom's Angry Splash Mountain Photo Tour
2	2 Vote	Impact of Guns in Classrooms