Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

37	37 Vote	Watson Breaks Own Record as a 7-Inch
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
2	2 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Most Epic Escapes Across Hostile Territory
17	17 Vote	Sony to Update Your Wardrobe
24	24 Vote	17 Things I Thought
2	2 Vote	And the Very Cutest Butt?
57	57 Vote	Here's That Insane Video of a Dingus
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	Princess Peach Tries to Grab Rihanna at Concert in the NFL, and Other Tales of Comical Romance!
2	2 Vote	This Guys Visits an African Orphanage With a Sick Dunk-Proof Beer Pong Table
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
7	7 Vote	Breaking: This Dad Is Saying That Asian Men Have Small Penises
43	43 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Grammys
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell Is Starting a Breakfast Menu and It Crashed the Company's Website
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
3	3 Vote	Disney Princesses Make for Some F*cking Ships
9	9 Vote	We Still Don't Have to Be Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
3	3 Vote	This App Teaches You About Being a Phone
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
67	67 Vote	Kid Gets Lost in 1792
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet