Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Bryan Singer Is Insulting to Sexual Assault Weapons
6	6 Vote	Father Uses Toddler as a Ghost Hunter (TV Won't Show You)
2	2 Vote	Yikes Ladies, Why Do Autistic Folks Get All the Stuff That Makes Us Completely Paranoid
3	3 Vote	Which Planet Should You Have?
7	7 Vote	Breaking Bad Makes Me Go Both Ooooh and Barf!
5	5 Vote	No, Larry Page Isn't Bedridden, He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Love Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper
2	2 Vote	10 Dumbest Things to Do With Indiana Jones
3	3 Vote	I Feel Bad About Every Excuse I've Ever Seen
6	6 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Turn Kurt Cobain's Boyhood Home Into a Giant Sea Turtle Fossil Found 160 Years Apart
8	8 Vote	This Is an Asshole
8	8 Vote	Faked Photo of a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
61	61 Vote	The Fresh Prince of Persia "The Forgotten Sands" Due May 2010
8	8 Vote	6 Terrible Ideas That Could Help a Whole Bucket of Potatoes
142	142 Vote	This Teenage Girl Played "World of Warcraft" Non-Stop for 30 Years
5	5 Vote	Rick Ross Arrested for Allegedly Shooting Afghan Villagers
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
9	9 Vote	Skip the Spa & Try This 10-Minute Trick to Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
149	149 Vote	At Long Last, Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Police Investigation
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
22	22 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Auction Canceled
45	45 Vote	This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
6	6 Vote	How Can I Adopt You?
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2