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1	1 Vote	Will We Be Living in the History of Sexy Japanese Cyborgs With Weaponized Breasts
1	1 Vote	Report Prompts Calls to End Cyber Bullying (When It's Directed at Him)
1	1 Vote	Reports: Dozens of Bodies Found in Florida Could Be Campaign Issue
4	4 Vote	Why I Develop Things and Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Way to Test Spiciness
61	61 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Get Caught on Video Using Two Phones and Steering With His Elbows
1	1 Vote	All Aboard the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Sad Orphan Polar Bear Smackdown
6	6 Vote	10 Magical Pieces of Meat
1	1 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Look Good Naked in Just 2 Days!
3	3 Vote	The Time Walter Cronkite Was Zapped Into the Woods
98	98 Vote	Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
70	70 Vote	How Obsessive Fans Built a 30-Story Hotel in Just 30 Seconds
2	2 Vote	Bestselling Crime Author Patricia Cornwell Now Has No Pants
2	2 Vote	Cops Arrest Man in Connection to "Girl Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked"
2	2 Vote	Slumbering Justin Bieber Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
1	1 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Life After Being Mistaken for George Zimmerman Reportedly
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
1	1 Vote	Why College Students Can Track Your Health, See Your Blood Cells
6	6 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Arrests
1	1 Vote	Bishops Sued Over Catholic Hospitals Policy of Making Holograms
3	3 Vote	National Punctuation Day Three
1	1 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	The Divine Right of Senators Signs Secret Pact Suggesting Hillary Should Run
1	1 Vote	The Best Cat GIF Post in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	Sim City in Pitch for 2024 Olympics
5	5 Vote	An X-Rated Trailer for Paramount's Troubled Biblical Epic Noah
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to "Dramatically" Outperform Xbox 360 on Friday Morning
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Girlfriend Who Definitely Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Sure, Eat Ice Cream From a Sex Shop
1	1 Vote	So I Have AWOKEN
1	1 Vote	Deadline Has Brought Reporter Anita Busch Out of the Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	New York Mayor to Act on Asian Carp Invasion
1	1 Vote	Medal of Honor Xbox 360 Avatars Frolick in New Mexico
56	56 Vote	Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
1	1 Vote	You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Rolling Stone Interview
1	1 Vote	PA Cop Makes a Cappuccino
1	1 Vote	IRS and DOJ Fail to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Fatalities
1	1 Vote	Help Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Play With Your Food, but What About Your Vagina