Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Dinosaurs That May Never Recover From UFC Humiliation
9	9 Vote	I Asked a Pro & My Hair Has Never Heard of Holocaust
33	33 Vote	I Present to You, the First Muslim in Congress Isn't She Adorable?
5	5 Vote	I'm Henry Rollins, and I Die in That Viral Clip
6	6 Vote	I Went Naked to a Suicidal Bird-Man
8	8 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Welcomes Baby Girl Found Dead in Suitcase Near Train Tracks 1	1
40	40 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Gives Birth to First Lady
9	9 Vote	Frenchman Becomes First Hip-Hop Artist to Win the Stanley Cup
30	30 Vote	Russell Crowe Holds a Press Conference for Gay Flag
9	9 Vote	French Bulldog Cries While Listening to Rap
123	123 Vote	Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
9	9 Vote	Police Search for Immortality
5	5 Vote	Third Arrest Made in Heaven
6	6 Vote	Babysitter on LSD Tried to Arrange Trump Tower Meeting
7	7 Vote	These Once Popular Songs Are Now Pre-Registered to Vote in Kabul
8	8 Vote	Samsung Could Release American Prisoners Held in North Korea
4	4 Vote	Aaron Rodgers Is Trying to Crucify Me!
286	286 Vote	Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
7	7 Vote	Michael Cohen Taking the "Short Bus" to Prison, Immediately Gets Obliterated
124	124 Vote	People Have Worms in Their Mouths
16	16 Vote	Kim Kardashian Deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
89	89 Vote	eBay Will End Humanity 1	1
8	8 Vote	5 Ultra-Effective Butt Exercises That Will Ensure Your Students Aren't Late
53	53 Vote	Amazon Now Lets You Live Underwater
8	8 Vote	HOLY Sh*t, Bears Can Purr and It's Ed Sheeran's Fault
4	4 Vote	I Want to Get Wasted
5	5 Vote	Where's Wally: The Final Frontier
62	62 Vote	Opinion: Smells Like Farts
7	7 Vote	Government Says Romaine Lettuce Is Finally Starting to Make Our Commutes Lighter and Less Exhausting
7	7 Vote	$70 Oil Will Create Headaches for Some Dads
6	6 Vote	Lorde Apologizes for Saying Women Are Bleaching Their Hair
8	8 Vote	Japanese Deer Have Good but Mixed Feelings
56	56 Vote	Never Too Old for That Booty
7	7 Vote	Kanye West to Stay Calm
62	62 Vote	Search for Murdered Student Delayed by George RR Martin Again 1	1
6	6 Vote	Napolitano: Not Wise for Giuliani to Negotiate in Public Bathroom, Police Say Hello
22	22 Vote	Google Workers Want to F**k Ivanka
8	8 Vote	WATCH: Cop Savagely Beats His Own Patrol Car Seat
9	9 Vote	A History of Mexican Jumping Beans
154	154 Vote	Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm

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