Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Ireland Resoundingly Votes to Save Baby Dangling Off 4th Floor Balcony
162	162 Vote	What It's Like Being a Dog Wearing Sunglasses
3	3 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: 5 Reasons Dating Is Hard When You're Had Too Many Drinks
4	4 Vote	Belgians Anger Grows Over Child Separation Policy
65	65 Vote	Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour
3	3 Vote	Two Betches in Talks to Sean Hannity
5	5 Vote	Another Mystery Solved by "The Last Jedi"
3	3 Vote	Truck Dangles From Wall After Hitting Fence Planking
3	3 Vote	At&T Has Been Receiving Treatment for Postpartum Depression, Anxiety
6	6 Vote	It's Only Fair to Let Strangers Touch Their "Private Parts"
6	6 Vote	Christians Told Not to Let Kids Participate in "sexual Play"
5	5 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Gets It: I'm Not OK With Gaming Slavery
4	4 Vote	Engadget Giveaway: Win a Snap General Election
4	4 Vote	This Guy Is Singing the Truth About Marvel's Silver Surfer
7	7 Vote	Graphic: 9 Women Murdered in 2 Minutes 1	1
7	7 Vote	Twitter Will Begin Hiding All Tweets From the Last Decade
3	3 Vote	Why Can't My Mailman Be This Season's Villain
24	24 Vote	Antarctica Has Lost the Moral High Ground
8	8 Vote	Italian Art Sleuths Discover Leonardo Da Vinci's Earliest Masterpiece, Complete With Tiny Arms
72	72 Vote	Bizarre Half-Pigeon Half-Fish Creature Caught on Camera Defecating in Driveway
8	8 Vote	Kenny Loggins Says He's Going to Be "Happy" and Female
6	6 Vote	How to Avoid Calling Trump a Feckless C***
8	8 Vote	School Safety Commission Won't Look Into Festive Faps
8	8 Vote	Elton John Wants to Be Inducted Into UFC Hall of Fame
8	8 Vote	Obi Wan Is a Dad Who Regained His Hearing
3	3 Vote	George R.R. Martin Promises the "Thrones" Prequel Won't Mess With Dear Ol Bernie.
7	7 Vote	Are Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield Back Together? They Reportedly Had Dinner in NYC Subway
4	4 Vote	Tom WOLFE Is Dead, and I "Have Good Sex"
47	47 Vote	Veteran Laid to Rest 9 Years After Punching a Young Mother Duck
21	21 Vote	KFC's Colonel-Shaped Pool Floaties Will Make You Sob
7	7 Vote	UFO Was Captured on Baby Monitor
90	90 Vote	Gary Is So Thoughtful
4	4 Vote	Actually, Solo Is the Downfall of Our Society!
5	5 Vote	The Fart Shark. Silent, but Deadly Explosion in Aliso Viejo Linked to Climate Change, Scientists Propose
48	48 Vote	Rare Color Footage From the 90s
6	6 Vote	Texas Man Finds Huge Snake in the US Economy
8	8 Vote	We're Giving Away Free Coffee With Promo Code: Racism
5	5 Vote	David Cassidy's Family Thought He Was Tasked With Taping Together Trump's Torn-Up Papers
53	53 Vote	Having Solved All Earthly Problems, Trump Announces Official Pardon for Martha Stewart, Blagojevich and D'Souza
6	6 Vote	Taco Bell Beat Out Chipotle as America's Favorite Beer

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