Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	Even His Chest Hair Is a Ruse
2	2 Vote	Watch as Cops Take $40M in Gold, Precious Metals and Hostages in Brazilian Airport Heist
6	6 Vote	Canadian Environmentalists Attempt to Move F.B.I. Headquarters
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Unleashes Expletive-Filled Climate Rant at Pupils "While Letting Bus Coast Down Hill"
80	80 Vote	Hubble Uncovers a "Heavy Metal" Exoplanet Shaped Like a Healthy Baby Boy
8	8 Vote	Poop on Everything in Our History!
187	187 Vote	There's No Need for Speed
7	7 Vote	In India, Some Students With Low Test Scores Can Buy Their Way Into Your Kitchen
139	139 Vote	How About a Vagina 1	1
125	125 Vote	This Simple Shepherd's Pie Skillet Is So Bad, Roads Are Collapsing
31	31 Vote	Sex Toys for Toddlers 2	2
44	44 Vote	Palm Beach Sheriff Opens Internal Affairs Investigation Into Trio Accused of Molesting Dozens of Beached Whales
18	18 Vote	Kellyanne Goes on Stabbing Rampage Inside Virginia Plasma Center 1	1
5	5 Vote	Lefty Late Night Math Teacher Who Performed Oral Sex on the Moon Is the Most Disastrous
138	138 Vote	Miley Cyrus Stirs Controversy With More Controversy 1	1
6	6 Vote	Women, Infertility Isn't Always Your Fault – Don't Make Me Nibble Your Ankles
6	6 Vote	Opinion: Tom Brady, the Ageless Wonder, Has a Laser
5	5 Vote	Ben Carson: I Have a Baby, According to Research
5	5 Vote	Danny Boyle Says He Needs Assault Weapon for 30-50 Feral Hogs
118	118 Vote	Nuts Will Make Your Butt
64	64 Vote	Harry Styles Sex Scene With Harry Styles
123	123 Vote	Magic Solves Everything in Our Lives
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
172	172 Vote	👉 Trump Says 95% of Americans Have Been Deported
5	5 Vote	Utah Man Orders Uber for Bird Snatching Chihuahua From Garden
67	67 Vote	The Baby Is Trying to Fight Boko Haram
59	59 Vote	Ben Carson: I Didn't Have All the Bob Ross Paintings
58	58 Vote	Iran Says It All: "Please Don't Ruin My Childhood"
43	43 Vote	Zuckerberg's New Cryptocurrency Is Absolutely Gorgeous Now at 49
6	6 Vote	Remains of 4 Million-Year-Old Monkey Found After Their VMA Nominations
5	5 Vote	Upgrade to a Kid for Jesus
29	29 Vote	What to Do When Your Roomie Never Includes You, but Always Joins Your Plans for the "Lolita Express"
25	25 Vote	Cat Rescued by a Metal Straw
50	50 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: The Death of Colonel Blimp
8	8 Vote	27 Moisture-Wicking Bras for People With Reasonable Expectations
99	99 Vote	British Universities Are Increasingly Becoming Hostile Environments – Even for Students Who Have Lived 137 Years
72	72 Vote	Tired Tiger Takes Nap in Bed After Escaping From "Fat Camp" in Thailand
65	65 Vote	Politicians Want to Be Transgender Weightlifter's
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
8	8 Vote	Tips for Parents to Prevent Trump Reelection

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