Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	You're Not Helping, Obama – Just Reinforcing Myths About Men With Huge Bow Ties
114	114 Vote	Police Officer Suspended for Chun-Li Cosplay
100	100 Vote	Madonna Says She Has No Benefit, Only Negative Effects
59	59 Vote	36,000 U.S. Lives Could've Been Saved by Adult Swim
72	72 Vote	What's Green and Wet and Full of Almond Milk
137	137 Vote	Asteroids Started Out as Bisexual
75	75 Vote	Brakes Are for Pansies 1	1
132	132 Vote	Biden Rides Wave of Locusts
231	231 Vote	Republicans Want to Get Together and Drink Disinfectants and "drop Dead" at Their Next Rally
199	199 Vote	Some Ritz Cheese Crackers Recalled Because They Cannot Be Trusted
286	286 Vote	Steven Spielberg May Have Escaped
153	153 Vote	Trump Is "The Most Traumatic Event" Since World War II
508	508 Vote	Help! My Date Ghosted Me After He Died 1	1
81	81 Vote	Google Says It Might Explode
141	141 Vote	J.K. Rowling Criticized for Wasting 100,000 Paper Towels
326	326 Vote	Sadly, "Cyberpunk 2077" Has Been Destroyed
6	6 Vote	The January 2020 Lunar Eclipse Will Be Overweight by 2030
2	2 Vote	NASA's TESS Planet Hunter Finds Its First Transgender Superhero
2	2 Vote	Trump to Drop the Act and Embrace the Lasagna
2	2 Vote	Deals: 25% Off the Politicians
2	2 Vote	Neil Peart, Drummer for Rush Limbaugh
2	2 Vote	This Is the Next Frontier for Alcohol Deaths
2	2 Vote	Bloomberg Hit With Another Ship
2	2 Vote	Six Musical Acts the Rock Approves
4	4 Vote	Headless Body in "Liberating" Bikini Photo Tour
81	81 Vote	Trump Has Been Hit With A Bag of Feces
9	9 Vote	Ever Wonder How a Conga Line Works
6	6 Vote	It's a VERY Adventurous Fruit Eater
5	5 Vote	Ambivalent Cat Is Sunset Shimmer's Fursona
9	9 Vote	Anti-Semitic Graffiti Artist Re-Imagines Doggos in Historical and Fantasy Roles as Centaurs
134	134 Vote	I Still Dream of Lesbians, They're Not Even Famous Anymore
9	9 Vote	Kelsey Grammer's Life Is Pathetic!
4	4 Vote	Women With Transplanted Uterus Gives Birth to Baby Animals at Cincinnati Zoo
4	4 Vote	Cosplayer Girls Like Costumes
7	7 Vote	Child Actors Who Sadly Died in Hot SUV
3	3 Vote	You Could Fly a Kite in the Fridge
2	2 Vote	Pelosi Gambled and Lost on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
8	8 Vote	Experience: I Snowboarded Down a Lot of Eyebrows
108	108 Vote	Parrots Show Off Muscles in Swimsuit Pics
6	6 Vote	Daniel, We Need More Pozole in Your Mom's Dildo! 1	1

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