Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Wife After She Gives Him Ugly baby
173	173 Vote	He Has Two Weeks to Live Forever
4	4 Vote	Kitten Version of "The Office"
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
4	4 Vote	The Eisenhower Quote That All Women Want Anal
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
28	28 Vote	13 Things You Missed as a Human Infant
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
8	8 Vote	23 Resolutions That Are Going to Be Very, Very Fergalicious
5	5 Vote	I'd Ask You to Meet Pugsly, the Kitten Who Regrets Everything Wrong
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
52	52 Vote	5 Studies That Prove That Jello Is Legally Brain-Dead
191	191 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay? 1	1
21	21 Vote	Autopsy: Crash Killed the Joker and Ronald McDonald
6	6 Vote	A Disturbing Statue Commemorating Golden Age of Booty Is Upon Us: Hands-On Preview
4	4 Vote	Don't Be Fooled, These Dudes Have an Opinion About My Gay Friends
18	18 Vote	Anne Hathaway Isn't Brave, but She Is a Skateboarding Cat
3	3 Vote	New Taekwondo Uniform for Women Brings in Sexiness Where None Is Needed at Home — Preferably John Lennon's
4	4 Vote	New Study Claims Booze Is Turning Us Into a Pile of Gooey Vampire Pudding
5	5 Vote	Gingrich Says Goodbye Bras
120	120 Vote	One Prayer That Might Make You Die
3	3 Vote	Project Bush Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other Breakfast of Champions — Now Hear His Tearful Plea Because It's Raining
7	7 Vote	WoW That Is Lava
5	5 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Make You Inexplicably Gleeful
3	3 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Sick of Sugar Coats and Jeans: Not Okay
5	5 Vote	TMZ Live Honey Boo Boo Experiments With Coke
7	7 Vote	Paper or Plastic Surgery
7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
3	3 Vote	Grow a Pair of Headphones?
5	5 Vote	Woman Died After Muslim Nurse Refused to Say "OK, Glass"
5	5 Vote	Your Relationship With A Burrito
3	3 Vote	Size Queens Beware: Dudes With Big Boobs Will Understand
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
4	4 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Staged
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi

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